Degrasi’s portrayal of the conservative Christian girl was horrible. I mean yeah sometimes they go a little far in real life but they don’t literally scream “I CAN’T BE A PART OF ANYTHING THAT SUPPORTS AN ALTERNATIVE LIFESTYLE.”
You’ve obviously never met a conservative Christian girl from Arkansas. They’re some scary bitches.
”Is that a dick in your ear?”
“It’s a dick in my ear.”
if you watch a pregnancy backwards its about a she monster that absorbs a child through her vagina and keeps it in her uterus for nine months absorbing its nutrients and then a man puts his penis in her and sucks up the remains
it’s time to stop thinking.
Oh god, I thought this was the Phantom’s mask.
Can the Phantom please have a donut mask from now on?
And then when he kidnaps Christine and she wakes up, she can eat his mask because she’s hungry because he didn’t let her have dinner with Raoul, and then Eric has to get a whole different donut mask because Christine ate the first one.
And then when he comes in at the end of Masquerade, he’s wearing a whole cake on his face.
The PHAAANNNNTOM OF THE BAKERY IS THERRREEEEEE.
INSIDE YOUR PIESSSSSS.
IN SLEEP HE BAKED FOR ME
IN DREAMS SOUFLE’D
DESSERT WHICH CALLS TO ME
AND GIVES ME CAKE
AND DO I EAT AGAIN?
FOR NOW I FIND
THE PHANTOM OF THE BAKERY IS THERE
INSIDE MY PIES
FATHER ONCE SPOKE OF A BAKER
I USED TO DREAM HE’D APPEAR
NOW AS I SING I CAN SMELL HIM
AND I KNOWWWW HEEEE’S HERREEEEEEEE
TWISTED EVERY WAY
WHAT PRETZELS CAN I TASTE?
AM I TO WISK MY EGGS
TO WIN THE CHANCE TO BASTE?
CAN I BETRAY THE MAN WHO ONCE INSPIRED MY BREAD?
DO I BECOME HIS CAKE? CAN I HAVE CREPES INSTEAD?
HE STIRS WITHOUT A THOUGHT
HE FLAMBÉES ALL THAT’S GOOD
I KNOW I CAN’T REFUSE
AND YET I WISH I COULD
OH GOD IF I AGREE WHAT CONFECTIONS WAIT FOR ME
IN THIS, THE PHANTOM’S BAKERY?
THINK OF BREAD
THINK OF BREAD FONDLY
WHEN WE’VE SAID GOODBYE
REMEMBER CAKE ONCE IN A WHILE
PLEASE PROMISE ME YOU’LL TRY
THEN YOU’LL FIND THAT ONCE AGAIN YOU LONG
TO TAKE YOUR PIE BACK AND BE FREE
IF YOU EVER FIND A COOKIE
SPARE ONE BITE FOR ME
ALL I ASK IS EVERY BITE OF COOKIE
SAY THE WORD AND I WILL BAKE FOR YOU
SHARE EACH SNACK WITH ME, EACH PIE, EACH CUPCAKE
ANYTHING YOU EAT, LET ME EAT TOO
LOVE BREAD, THAT’S ALL I ASK OF YOU
WHAT RAGING FIRE SHALL BURN THE BUNS?
WHAT RICH DARK CHOCOLATES ICE THIS CAKE?
WHAT SWEET CONFECTIONS LIE BEFORE US?
PAST THE POINT OF NO CUPCAKES
THE FINAL FLAMBE
WHAT WARM UNSPOKEN PASTRIES WILL WE MAKE?
BEYOND THE POINT OF NO CUPCAKES
YOU ALONE CAN MAKE THESE DONUTS RIGHT
HELP ME BAKE THE CUPCAKES OF THE NIGHT
Cream-a Donna, first lady of the cakes.
Some small candies and icing squeezed will decor you.
I will never not reblog this.
Everyone needs to stop what they’re doing and watch this right now.
i tried to post this earlier, but it wouldn’t let me…
ANYWAY this is by my excellent friends Phil and Alyse and they’re both amazingly talented so you should watch this and enjoy all the magic! :D
This is the best thing I have ever seen ever
Water Drop at 2000 Frames per Second
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